SAY NO MOORE

The pretend Blue Collar hypocrite from Davison, MI (not Flint as he tells everyone), Michael Moore seems to be in a bit of trouble with the Feds, OFAC specifically, for taking people to Cuba for medical treatment. This would be part of his dog and pony show to promote his film, “Sicko.” Who cares?!

But you may wonder why I would call our loveable, disheveled, baseball cap wearing, common man, Mike, a hypocrite. Let’s walk through some of his bull together, shall we?

This guy lives on 281 feet of prime waterfront on Torch Lake in Michigan (again, not Flint), a lake National Geographic calls one of the three most beautiful lakes in the world. That’s right, the world. He lives in a multimillion dollar mansion. Here he was cited by authorities for despoiling a wetland while trying to expand his private beach. In addition, our humble documentary filmmaker owns a penthouse in New York City. He lived there for ten years except when he was to reap millions for “Bowling for Columbine” in 2003 when he switched his address to Michigan again to avoid New York’s 7.7 percent tax, as apposed to Michigan’s 3.9 percent tax. The community he likes to call home in Michigan is 97.5 percent white and not a single African-American lives in their town.

According to an article published by the British Film Institute, when Moore flew to London to promote a film or visit folks at the BBC, he flew in a Concorde and stayed at the Ritz. But, here’s the really tricky stuff…He also booked a room at a cheap hotel down the street where he could meet with journalists and pose as the humble man he likes you and me to believe he is.

Despite his upcoming movie “Sicko,” where he lambasts the U.S. health care industry (you know, the one that world leaders show up to participate in when they’re sick), he owns stock in Pfizer, Merck, Genzyme, Elan PLC, Eli Lilly and Boston Scientific, according to the IRS… All of them healthcare and pharmaceutical companies. Although he savages HMOs in his film, he owns shares of Pharmacia Corporation and Tenet Healthcare…you guessed it, both HMOs. You see, he deposits the stock into his ‘foundation,’ registered in Michigan and run entirely by him and his wife, to give to any cause they see fit. There is no outside manager or trustee. But wait, didn’t he tell the online magazine “Salon” that he didn’t own any stock? I think he said “I don’t own any stock.”

On big oil? He says for every soldier killed in Iraq, Halliburton should execute a mid-level executive. Nice! Yet he owns shares of Sunoco, Noble Energy, Schlumberger, Williams Companies, Transocean Sedco Forex (world’s largest offshore drilling company) and Anadarko. He also, according to IRS filings, owned shares in Halliburton and sold them at a 15 percent profit. He also bought shares of Noble, Ford, General Electric (defense contractor) and McDonald’s. Oh, I almost didn’t mention a couple other defense contractors: Honeywell, Boeing and Loral.

Oh, and by the way, he doesn’t fly commercial. To promote “Bowling for Columbine,” he insisted on flying in a private jet, accompanied by a fleet of private SUVs and bodyguards. ARMED body guards (anyone see irony here?)! One of his bodyguards was recently arrested in New York City for carrying an unlicensed weapon. Hmmm.

In the Middle East, the terrorist group Hezbollah even worked with Front Row Entertainment of the United Arab Emirates to promote his film “Fahrenheit 911!” But he’s such a patriot!

We could go on and on…For example, about his hypocritical stance on unions. But maybe another day.

On another note:
Mike Wallace asked Mitt and Ann Romney (for an upcoming 60 Minutes episode) whether they engaged in premarital sex. Now there’s an important question…I’ll be on the edge of my bored seat! And thanks for the visual, Mike! I may be mistaken here, but I don’t specifically recall anyone at 60 Minutes asking Bill Clinton whether he ever raped anyone or sexually harassed anyone or if he asked for sex while interviewing a job candidate. Yet the women allegedly offended certainly said it happened. I guess that stuff just isn’t important if the interviewee is a Democrat! But there I go again…I’ll get to the GOP…soon.

JD.

WAITING TO EXHALE

Author Mark Ellingham, according to The Observer, tells us that travelling is so environmentally destructive that there is no such thing as a genuinely ethical vacation. This is bad news for the global warming sympathizers I know who list among their hobbies, travel. “Climate change is an issue that dwarfs all others and the impact of flying is key to this”, said Ellingham. “All of us involved have a responsibility to inform travelers as clearly and honestly as possible about the environmental cost of their journeys.”

Ellingham authored “Rough Guide to Climate Change” which is nominated for the Royal Society Prize for Science Books award, to be announced next week. Okay, you’re dying to know which book launched his career way back in 1981? Why, it was “Rough Guides,” which revolutionized the travel industry, particularly by encouraging young people to explore the world! It sure isn’t hard to find contradictions in this debate, is it?

Please look at two new takes on what has to be tackled to get a grip on this environmental problem we call ‘global warming.’ The think tank Optimum Population Trust has declared that children…yes children, are bad for the planet. John Guillebaud, co-chairman of OPT and emeritus professor of family planning at University College London, said: “The effect on the planet of having one child less is an order of magnitude greater than all these other things we might do, such as switching off lights. “The greatest thing anyone in Britain could do to help the future of the planet would be to have one less child.”

Seems those nasty child-creatures produce a greenhouse gas. They exhale carbon dioxide. That which we exhale and which feeds the plant life on earth, CO2, is a pollutant. Apparently, even at the level at which a child exhales!

To take it several billion steps further, Paul Watson, founder and president of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, warns that mankind is “acting like a virus” and is harming Mother Earth. By the way, Mr. Watson is also famous for militant intervention to stop whalers. (Save the Whales, Kill the Children!) “I once was severely criticized for describing human beings as being the ‘AIDS of the Earth.’ I make no apologies for that statement.”

The kind environmentalist, Mr. Watson, wants the world population to drop below 1 billion. That means that over 5 billion of us have to …how do you say…leave the planet! Watson essentially called for humans to return to primitive lifestyles. (More primitive than the Middle East?) “We need to stop flying, stop driving cars, and jetting around on marine recreational vehicles. The Mennonites survive without cars and so can the rest of us.” I wonder how many of my self proclaimed ‘environmentalist’ friends will entertain the prospect of taking measures like those? Actually, he calls for much of what Robert Malthus, an English political economist, called for a little while back…IN THE 1700s! None of this is new!

So no babies and five out of six of us have to go!

John Edwards said Tuesday that he worked for a hedge fund between campaigns to learn about, ready for this? Poverty! Of course he had to come up with something like that when asked about it because, well, a focus of his second White House bid is eradicating poverty. So I guess one of the better ways to accomplish this is to work for a hedge fund that traditionally caters to the rich. This guy is a slimy, snake-in-the-grass trial attorney - See my blog of April 26, “And the Loser is…,” for more about Edwards.

QUIT EXHALING – YOU’RE CREATING CARBON DYOXIDE!!!

JD.

SOMETIMES APATHY IS GOOD

According to a Rasmussen poll, 35 percent of American Democrat voters believe President Bush knew about the 911 attacks in advance and stood by as over 3,000 people were murdered. Worse, 22 percent of voters overall believe the same. What absolute lunacy!!! Not a shred of evidence even if it wouldn’t fail every test and measure of common sense. If there were, the leftstream media would be all over it. I rest my case about saying the American electorate is an ignorant, easily herded, pathetically uneducated and uninformed mass of humanity that has only itself to fault! I thank God that most of them remain apathetic. We don’t need any more people with that caliber of sensibility polluting our voting polls. If any of you disagree with me on that, please write, attach your real name, and I will post your comments, unedited (unless they’re filled with useless profanity) prominently on this page. I find it hard to believe that arguing against my assertion won’t be so transparent that it will help to complete my argument. You know, instead of spending blood, money and time on fighting terrorists, maybe we should spend it on education. Someone has to introduce curricula founded on the principal that the likes of Rosie, Sheryl and Bill Maher aren’t educators. In fact, they are extremely and dangerously unaware of anything beyond their limited surroundings. They are the indoctrinated reaching out to the gullible. And the gullible, being unable to self-educate for some reason, are poisoning our culture by sponging anti-pabulum simply through exposure of cavernous brain tissue. I’m sure there will be more on that later…

I can’t believe this took so long, I’ve waited for days. Governor Kathleen Sebelius (D) of Kansas blamed President Bush for the mess in Greensburg, saying they’re slow cleaning up the aftermath of the tornado because of a lack of heavy equipment. The shortage, according to the Governor, exists because we’ve shipped most of our equipment to Iraq. Apparently, Ms. Sebelius hadn’t checked on the Kansas National Guard before opining her partisan mouth…seems over 88 percent of the Kansas Guard is home in Kansas. At least 95 percent of the town lost, and she has to be political…pitiful!

Today, Barak Obama said in Detroit that it’s YOUR responsibility to see to it that Detroit automakers build fuel efficient cars. It’s also YOUR responsibility to buy and drive one. He also wants the federal government (that’s you and me, folks) to pony up and pay for UAW members’ health care. So go see your broker, buy a few shares of GM and Ford, and get those things taken care of. It’s just that easy. And don’t forget that part about bucking up for the UAW’s medical bills. What a peach!

By the way, he arrived here in a private jet…all by himself. No irony in that!

JD.

UNINSPIRED

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have turned my nose up to every presidential candidate so far and have not pledged my life, allegiance and first born male child to B. Hussein Obama. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel I must be missing something, something that must be breathtakingly obvious in…the man, the myth.

Here is a guy who is basically an empty slate. Does anyone know what he’s done or what he stands for? I know he had a known mobster help him obtain his house, and an adjacent piece of property, for a pretty good price. But on the world stage, what has he done? I know he served a stint in the Illinois Legislature, but looking at his record, I see nothing spectacular, or even mildly interesting, leaving out the stuff that I would disagree with him on from a philosophical standpoint. Yet prospective voters are kneeling to kiss his ring in droves. They know nothing about him, except that the press treats him like a literal reincarnation of John F. Kennedy without the historical lack of relevance.

Now as a U.S. Senator, he says the war was a ploy to distract voters from domestic issues impacting minorities. Also, to “distract us from the a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty state, a drop in the medium income, to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. That’s what I’m opposed to.” Apparently he sees a different ticker tape than the rest of us who understand the stock market. But for real!...We invaded Iraq to divert attention from all that? We went to WAR for that? Does that sound dangerously naïve to anyone but me? On the other hand, I do recall one certain President who bombed a baby aspirin factory on the very same day he and his mistress were to have a meeting with the legal system…

Yet in his own book “The Audacity of Hope” he says he believed that Saddam had chemical and biological weapons, coveted nuclear arms, scoffed at UN resolutions and butchered his own people. Again, I’m so confused!!!

Could the appeal be due to his humble roots and personal story of struggle and pain? Let’s review:

- Born to a well-off middle class white woman and a Harvard PH.D. father.
- Attended private school his entire life.
- Admitted to Columbia University.
- Admitted to Harvard Law School.
- President of the Harvard Law Review.
- Oh, this must be the one - Children in private school, according to the Boston Globe, sometimes made fun of his unusual name.

INSPIRING! Yet the CNN.com poll question on a recent Saturday was “Does Barack Obama’s life story inspire you?”

In a recent speech, – actually, all his speeches are recent considering he was just invented – he asked Christians, Jews and Muslims to convene on Capitol Hill and give an “injection of morality” by opposing a repeal of the estate tax. A repeal of the estate tax? WWJP, what would Jesus pay?

Speaking of CNN, I just watched an interview on 60 Minutes with Lou Dobbs. He doesn’t seem to come across as a real bright guy, does he? When asked by Lesley Stahl why he doesn’t like President Bush, Lou stated the following; “Whether it’s outsourcing, the war in Iraq, just disregard for our middle class?” (I end that with a question mark because he ends his statements with an upward inflection, indicating uncertainty and insecurity, like so many white, straight liberal men…Lou is what’s becoming known as a SNAG, an acronym for Sensitive New-Age Geek!) This guy has his own show?! I’ve learned not to expect much from dopes like this, but “Outsourcing?” “Disregard for the middle class?” Clueless! Head-in-the-sand clueless. If you’re reading this and I have to explain the role of outsourcing in a market economy, let me know. If you forgot, or don’t know, that your taxes were lowered by the Bush tax cuts, let me know that too and we’ll have a review.

Let's end with the real important stuff:
When asked for her reaction to her recent sentencing, an obviously distraught Paris Hilton responded that she was treated unfairly and then….well, she said she was going shopping. Again, I don’t make this stuff up!

JD.

CONGRATULATIONS, RONNIE!

The Republican presidential candidates’ debate on MSNBC Thursday was a - how do you say - Yawner! By tuning in I suppose I increased viewership of that pathetic network by a good 20 to 25 percent. I mean, well, C’mon…MSNBC's rival, Fox News, had considerably more viewers during their coverage of the debate than MSNBC had for the actual event!

We got to see ten - count ‘em - 10 candidates crowded onto one stage, not counting the three who still may enter, Fred Thompson, Newt Gingrich and Chuck Hagel. And who moderated this dog and pony show? Democratic operative-turned-“journalist,” Chris Matthews and Democratic pundit and hatemonger, Keith Olbermann. On April 25, Keith Olbermann compared Rudy Giuliani with Osama bin Laden for speaking with “the same nonchalance of the Madman” to argue Republicans would keep America safer from Terrorists. Then a few days later, this guy moderated a debate that Mayor Giuliani participated in! And the Democrats won’t debate on the Fox Network? This is the usual, but sadly accepted, double standard we’ve seen for….ever?

And these moderators asked some lame, I mean l-a-m-e questions. To wit:

Stupid questions – “What don’t you like about America?” “What does the government do well?” “Do you believe in evolution?” “What is the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?” (I SHIITE YOU NOT!). “Do you trust the mainstream media?” “Do your personal religious beliefs influence your foreign policy?” “What is your most significant weakness?” To Sen. Brownback, “Do you find any faults In Mayor Giuliani?” “In light of the scandals plaguing the current administration and its allies involving corruption and cronyism, which mistakes have you learned not to repeat?” (Huh? This wouldn’t be commentary, would it?) “Will you work to protect women’s rights?” “Seriously, would it be good for America to have bill Clinton back in the white house?” “How will you be different from President W?” “How many have been killed or injured in Iraq?” To Rudy Giuliani, “Bradley Winter of New York would like to know if there's anything you learned, or regret, during your time as Mayor in your dealings with the African-American community.” (Again, HUH???) To Mike Huckabee, “Thousands of reputable scientists have concluded, with almost certainty, that human activity is responsible for the warming of the Earth. Do you believe global warming exists?” (Case closed, I guess!?...What happened to the thousands who disagreed?) Later, to Tom Tancredo, “Will you work to protect women's rights, as in fair wages and reproductive choice?” (Duuhh)

WHAT THE @$#*& ?!?!?

And the clear winner? Ronald Wilson Reagan! President Reagan was invoked 19 times by this crew during the debate. The only thing this gang accomplished was to not break President Reagan’s eleventh commandment, “Do No Harm to Fellow Republicans.”

One last note: Kathy Hilton (Paris’s mom), after her daughter’s sentencing, called the LA District Attorney “pathetic.” I really don’t make this stuff up!

JD.

LET US PRAY!

An update on the crackdown in Iran on women wearing those all too sexy burkas:

The number of women arrested during the first week of a crackdown on women breaking dress codes in Iran has exceeded 150,000. An Iranian judiciary spokesman said Wednesday that 100 women have been ordered to stand trial so far during their moralization campaign imposing stricter Islamic dress code rules. Alireza jamshidi said the women were charged with breaking the law on the veil and instigating prostitution with their dress style. Hmmm….that means wearing tight overcoats and showing hair…again! Those wacky Iranian women just can’t seem to be able to behave, can they?!

Hollywood isn’t interested in that. They’re more interested in telling you how much toilet paper to use. Seems they’ve adopted a religious morality that may as well be anointed The Church of Green. Global Warming is no longer a debate to them. They are worshiping at the alter of their prophet, Al Gore. Not as scary as radical Islam? Read on. They live in mansions when not riding in gas guzzling limousines and flying in private planes on their way to preach to the unwashed masses like you and me…to belch their hypocritical gospel on personal sacrifice and environmental austerity.

This is a religion, make no mistake. If you can somehow convince me that it is less hypocritical than televangelists who want you to send them 100 dollars so they can live in heavenly splendor while appealing to the Lord to “save” you, please bring it on. If I have it so wrong, I could certainly use the education, along with many other readers. These people earn a disproportionate amount of money because common folk all around this country are so hurting for something, or someone, to worship, they’ll pay extravagant ticket prices to see them and will go to great lengths just for a peek at some of these people. We, in this country, have a very strange propensity toward idol worship! It never ceases to amaze me how much credence Americans will award people because they can sing. Or dance. Or play dress up and pretend. The idols who are being worshipped aren’t exactly building hospitals. Or curing cancer. Or educating kids. Or consoling the infirmed and elderly. Or facing down tanks in Tiananmen Square. Or, well…you get the point!

Tell me that our Sages in Hollywood haven’t taken on a religious-like fanaticism, in their zealousness to tell you and me how to “save the planet.” Aren’t we being told how to behave and aren’t more than a couple of you made to feel guilty from time to time because you don’t do enough to “save the planet?” Hey, there are a lot of similarities to what’s going on here and what’s going on in Iran! The one difference, and it is temporary, is Hollywood and the likes of Gore, Clinton, Obama, David, Crow, Edwards, etc. don’t yet have the law to back it up. But give them time and they will. They will have the law in their arsenal as sure as most of you voted for their ilk in the 2006 elections.

Laurie David says we must end the use of light bulbs. Like Rabbi Aryeh Spero says, “No doubt, the liberals are ready to add Thomas Edison to their long list of dead white American Males who for the sake of ‘greed’ have contributed to mankind’s destruction.”

And, by the way, I have no agenda to rip on liberals alone, but the sheer blatancy of this global warming hypocrisy is so pronounced and profound, it would be derelict to ignore. If you think I’m off base on that point, let me know.

The following was reported as part of today’s ABC News Global Warming Report, delivered to us by our esteemed, and very lazy reporter and news reader, Charlie Gibson, during the nightly “news” show:
“Monster weeds” and carbon dioxide-induced bigger and more beautiful trees are the cause of the misery producing pollens that are making us suffer from asthma and allergies.

This was followed by another newsworthy report about Queen Elizabeth’s hats. Equally important, I guess.

Doctor, I have this itch in a very private, nasty place…Please tell me which caused it, President Bush or global warming?

JD.

NO FEAR OF FLYING

Let me see if I can describe this so that it makes sense…not rationally, there is nothing rational about this…but sense in the descriptive, even the grammatical.

Our environmentally preachy friend, Hillary, takes a lot of flights on private jets…All alone! She even sent a jet ahead to pick her up and then decided to fly in yet a third jet when she decided the jet she sent to her destination in advance of her flight to another destination, wasn’t good enough for her because “she didn’t like the configuration of the cabin.” Confused?

Here’s how it played out during a couple days last week.

- Environmentally friendly Hillary hopped aboard a Gulfstream II jet last Thursday afternoon for a ride from Washington, DC to Orangeburg for the Democratic debate Thursday night in South Carolina.
- Later that night, that plane took her back to Washington. Are you with me so far?
- Only 46 minutes later, she sent the same plane back to South Carolina to await her arrival back there the next afternoon. (No one seems to know why she did this)
- The next morning she took a Hawker 800 private jet to Greenville, SC after a speech at a New York teachers’ association meeting.
- She then took a Gulfstream II from Greenville to Columbia.
- Then she decided she’d rather have a Gulfstream III for a flight to California later that day (this is when she decided she didn’t like the cabin in the Gulfstream II according to an aviation source familiar with her travel).
- So, the plane she sent back to SC empty the night before wasn’t good enough for her so it sat idle while she took yet another Jet to California. Confused yet?
- Elapsed time: 24 hours.
- She then flew to San Diego where she embarked on another several jaunts aboard the Gulfstream III, over the weekend, to San Jose, then over to Reno, and back to Van Nuys, CA before heading back home to Westchester County, NY early Monday morning.

But she wants you to pay for ethanol production to buy the votes of her corn growing conglomerates by heaving billions in subsidies paid to them by…you guessed it…YOUR tax dollars! Many of these dollars end up in her campaign coffers!

Want to know the names of a few of the poor farmers who get subsidies? Here are a few:

Archer Daniels Midland
Westvaco (Fortune 500 paper company)
Chevron
John Hancock Life Insurance
Du Pont
Caterpillar
Scottie Pippen (small forward - Chicago Bulls)
Ted Turner
David Rockefeller

Ruining the soil with one-crop farming is not environmentally harmful? Let’s drill for some oil…Please!!!

JD.

A LOT SWIRLING AROUND UP THERE!

Governor John S. Corzine apologized to New Jersey residents Monday, according to The New York Times, as he left the hospital 18 days after a devastating car crash. You remember the story. The Governor was not wearing a seat belt and was traveling at 91 miles per hour in a 65 mile an hour zone. He broke 11 ribs and fractured his femur in addition to many other serious injuries. “I set a very bad example,” the governor said from his wheelchair outside the hospital as he was being discharged.

He was clocked a short time later traveling home at 70 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone! I swear, I don't make this stuff up!

Word has it that Bruce Willis’ newest entry into the Die Hard movie franchise, “Live Free or Die Hard” is getting some serious buzz. So much so that it has generated three times more chatter in the Blogosphere than Spider Man!
YIPPEE-KI-YAY, M_ _ _ _ _ r F_ _ _ _r!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!!...SERIOUSLY, I LOVE THAT STUFF!

It’s obvious Ex-CIA Director George Tenet’s new book “At the Center of the Storm” is igniting much talk in political and news gaggles since his appearance on 60 Minutes Sunday evening and on several programs subsequently. I have seen several interviews with Mr. Tenet and read several articles about the book and his assertions in it…many about events leading up to the invasion of Iraq…to understand the explosiveness of the debate in political circles and the press’ contradicting views. It’s not often you see the press look at a possible Administration critic with a jaundiced eye. Nor is it often that the press is not in concert and jumping on the pile.

First impressions? Premature as they are, I’m buying a lot of what he’s saying. I can only smell so much smoke before I suspect a raging inferno!

This is a Clinton appointee, Ladies and Gentlemen, so it would be easy to believe that Tenet is pushing an agenda against the Bush Administration. Also, there are gaping holes in his story, even as simple as him saying he was in the White House and ran into Richard Perle on September 12, 2001. Well, he couldn’t have gotten there that fast since no planes were flying on September 12th and there was a lockout in effect at the White House. But the holes aside…and the holes in the Bush Administration’s statements notwithstanding…he comes across as reasonably credible. I will always keep judgment open, of course, since the truth has a way of revealing itself sometimes years after its relevancy, but this guy has a credibility that is hard to deny.

William F. Buckley’s editorializing about the waning of the GOP, possibly to the point of no rescue, sounds plausible. More on this later…

JD.

"AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH" PLAYS ON...MARS?

Hey, whatever happened to hemagglutinin neuraminidase? You might know it as ‘H5n1’…C’mon, you know…the Bird Flu??? According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the World Health Organization and the Influenza Report – 2006, we should be experiencing 40 to 50 percent job abandonment for reasons ranging from caring for sick family to fear. There should be a 30 percent morbidity (not mortality) rate worldwide – that translates into 180 million to over 300 million deaths. To put that figure into perspective, the CDC reminds us that there are 300 million people in the United States. A lot of us should be, you know, DEAD!

According to The Sunday Times, Jonathan Leake (no slouch in UK science circles) writes that Mars is being hit by rapid climate change… so much so that the red planet could lose its southern ice cap. Scientists from NASA say that Mars has warmed by about 0.5C since the 1970s. This is similar to the warming experienced on Earth over approximately the same period. More evidence was sent back by NASAs Viking mission, launched in the 1970s, and then more than two decades later, by Mars Global Surveyor. I didn’t even know Martians had a broad choice of SUVs, much less flatulent cattle and double ply toilet paper!

Legendary Watergate journalist Carl Bernstein publishes, on June 19th, "A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton." It promises to be a hard-hitting and intimate portrait of the 2008 presidential candidate which will reveal a number of “discrepancies” in her official story. Bernstein, played by Dustin Hoffman in All the President’s Men spent eight years researching the biography. “Bernstein reaches conclusions that stand in opposition to what Senator Clinton has said in the past and has written in the past” said Paul Bogaards, the publisher’s spokesman. Hillary lying? I’m beside myself!

JD.

I THOUGHT MY DOG HAD BAD FLATULENCE!

TAKEN IN PART FROM “THE SUN” NEWSPAPER (United Kingdom):

The European Union are demanding new laws to stop cows and sheep PARPING (that’s farting, in America).

Their call came after the UN said livestock emissions were a bigger threat to the planet than transport.

The European Parliament Members have asked the European Commission to “look again at the livestock question in direct connection with global warming”.

The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure.

They warned: “The livestock sector presents the greatest threat to the planet.” The proposal will be looked at by the 27 member states.

The UN says livestock farming generates 18 percent of greenhouse gases while transport accounts for 14 percent.

OOOOOO...KAY!?! Once again….I SHIT YOU NOT!!!


This just in: Saturday evening, April 28th, 2007. It looks like President Bush caused an earthquake in southern England tonight.

OLD NEWS BUT WORTH REPEATING: Eight – make that 8 (All of them) – Democratic Presidential hopefuls flew in private jets to the recent debate in South Carolina. These are the people on the front lines of the battle to keep you feeling guilty about your gas guzzler. Real swells, huh?


Hey, don’t forget to Save the Planet!

JD.