I THOUGHT MY DOG HAD BAD FLATULENCE!

TAKEN IN PART FROM “THE SUN” NEWSPAPER (United Kingdom):

The European Union are demanding new laws to stop cows and sheep PARPING (that’s farting, in America).

Their call came after the UN said livestock emissions were a bigger threat to the planet than transport.

The European Parliament Members have asked the European Commission to “look again at the livestock question in direct connection with global warming”.

The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure.

They warned: “The livestock sector presents the greatest threat to the planet.” The proposal will be looked at by the 27 member states.

The UN says livestock farming generates 18 percent of greenhouse gases while transport accounts for 14 percent.

OOOOOO...KAY!?! Once again….I SHIT YOU NOT!!!


This just in: Saturday evening, April 28th, 2007. It looks like President Bush caused an earthquake in southern England tonight.

OLD NEWS BUT WORTH REPEATING: Eight – make that 8 (All of them) – Democratic Presidential hopefuls flew in private jets to the recent debate in South Carolina. These are the people on the front lines of the battle to keep you feeling guilty about your gas guzzler. Real swells, huh?


Hey, don’t forget to Save the Planet!

JD.